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All I can say is “wow!”
Look at where I am.
Tonight I landed, pow!
Right in a pot of jam.
What a set up! Holy cow!
They’d never believe it,
If my friends could see me now!

(Michelle’s audition on 1x18)

(Source: futton-soster, via newyorkshows)

“I always thought moving to New York would mean starting over in theater, because I had great work in Chicago and didn’t want to become a waitress here. I didn’t have the money. I thought I’d get wrapped up in all the wrong things. And now look at what’s happened. It feels like a wonderful accident.”

(Source: kristen-wiig, via newyorkshows)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via propunk)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via scv-vm)

going to the beach tomorrow for the first time this summer!!! with the Mcfam 

Black and white summer photos means you can’t tell I’m actually super pale

Black and white summer photos means you can’t tell I’m actually super pale

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight too? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via abarinamsterdam)